I was never able to get a photo of their whole family because their oldest kiddo, Calan, was too busy doing this...
Jordan is one creepy Sith.
Despite the fun we had catching up, during the weekend I was harshly reminded of the fact that water sports and I do not mix.
At a waterpark, I hurt my sinus (is that even possible?) on the water slides, made a fool of myself bodyboarding, and was even stung by a wasp...IN MY MOUTH!
I also cut up my toe bodyboarding, cut my thumb while kayaking on the Columbia, scratched up my back in the waterpark's lazy river (of all places), and my sunburn is quite severe.
Then, to complete the weekend, we went paddle boarding.
Personally, I think the whole paddle board idea is pretty cool. Kind of like driving a gondola or walking on water. And how hard could it be?
TLC stood up with ease...
David was paddle boarding with a child on board...
Rebekah paddle boarded...in jeans...without the need for vision...and without her hearing aids.
So I, with my amazing physique, couldn't possibly fail.
Fail #1
Fail #2
EPIC FAIL #3
The Columbia River is a cold, cold place, my friends. Cold and heartless.
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