What We've Learned as Homeowners

1. Every project costs more than you expect.
2. Every project takes longer than you expect.
3. The water heater is always the first thing to go.
4. Three spider egg sacs can fit behind one outdoor lamp!
5. A compact fluorescent light bulb is the perfect size to stop a toilet.
6. Two pairs of shorts are the perfect size to stop an air vent.
7. Bamboo clippings are very itchy.
8. Slugs love barbecue drippings.
9. People care more about painting walls than maintaining their home.
10. WE CAN DO THIS!!!