Favorite Commercials

This post was originally planned to be released onto our blog on February 5, Super Bowl Sunday, after being in draft mode for over a year. We were already in Utah with Cynthia's family by the release date and it didn't seem appropriate to update on schedule. So, pretend that the world's greatest ads show football game is about to air and this post will seem a little more timely.

We love commercials. No seriously, we LOVE commercials. Not only do we watch the Super Bowl only for the commercials, sometimes we watch regular TV just for commercials! The Lovely Cynthia got a degree in advertising and I was considering the same for a short period of time.

I know a good commercial when I see one, but those aren't always our favorites. Some commercials have made such an indelible impact on us that they have become part of our lexicon and family culture. Below are some of the commercials that are still mentioned frequently in the Bushchicken household.

Verizon, 2009 - This commercial was one that we saw and just thought "Oh, snap! Oh no they di'dn't!". At least we would have thought those exact words if we were valley girls. I loved the juicy disparagement that's masked by a childhood favorite. I have not looked at AT&T (or the iPhone, an unintended consequence) the same way since.

TLC, 2006 - TLC (the network, not the hottie) did a whole "Life Lessons" ad campaign for many of their shows, but this one was by far the best thanks to the 80's reference. Strangely, the show being advertised is the only show we ever really watched on TLC! Anyway, "where'd you park the DeLorean?" is a common phrase for us now.

Colgate, 1996 - Ok, this is a perfect example of a not-so-great commercial that is still one of our favorites. I didn't remember which brand of toothpaste this ad was for until I looked it up recently, so the campaign was ineffective. But hey, those kids are durn cute. Kindergartners should be requisite in all ads. Mother. of. Pearl.

Jose Ole, 2002 - This commercial was so effective with brand placement that we actually misquote it in our household. We say "Daddy needs money for the Jose Ole Man", not 'a chimichanga'. Effective at brand placement, but NOT effective enough for us to change behaviors - we have never purchased a Jose Ole item.

Burger King, 2006 - The video above has several ads. The one we quote is the quick ad starting at :24. Not sure why this gives us the giggles, but we got whopper juniors just yesterday and I smiled because of this ad. I sure wish those burgers were STILL just a buck!

Old Spice, 2010 - Alright, everyone knows this commercial. We still quote it every chance we get. Surprisingly, this Portland-made commercial is probably also the best commercial on our whole list. Before this commercial I thought Old Spice only had one scent that was, IMHO, disgusting. But now...yeah, I wear two different Old Spice scents. Well-made, sticks with you, brand recognition, and changes behavior. I AM the man your man could smell like!

Now don't be stingy...share your favorite commercials with us.

Craig Von Thygerson

We haven't updated the blog in a long, long time. We had a couple posts in the queue, and then tragedy struck. Cynthia wrote most of this post 4 weeks ago and we've been trying to find a moment to finish it before rolling out any additional posts. 

Craig Thygerson was killed in a car accident on February 3rd. He was 42, the father of six children, and he was my sister's husband.

Because of the gospel I know that this is really a good thing for Craig. He endured to the end, and he did it well. My memories are not filled with Craig lounging around, taking life easy. Craig was a man of service. He was the one you would find fixing your car, helping with the meals, cutting wood for his neighbors so they could have fuel to heat their homes, and volunteering in church to help others. He was a small town country boy. He liked to ride horses and have fun outdoors. His circle of influence may have been small, but I don't think anyone had a negative opinion of Craig. He was a worker.

Craig was also a quiet man. He had a hard time hiding his smile, even though he tried to hide it often. He had a certain presence. We all liked having him around. And we miss him.

These are two songs from the funeral that brought peace to me. Count your Blessings and Be Still, My Soul. Every thought delivered peace from Heavenly Father that everything would be OK and everything is in His hands.

I still miss Craig. I wish he could be here sharing in all the family memories that are still ahead. But I know Craig is in the Lord's hands and I know we are all in the Lord's hands. That Heavenly Father is closely involved in the aspects of our lives and watching over us.

I also want to remember from the funeral the very strong feeling that Heavenly Father was orchestrating so many details of everyone's lives to work out so perfectly.

This picture of Craig was taken when he and his family visited us in Oregon last summer.

Obituary

Accident

I'm Not Crying.

So, the cat is out of the bag...we've been house hunting. Don't get too excited though, because I really have no idea if this means we'll be able to buy a house. There are just too many variables still unsettled to know for sure. However, this is the first time we've EVER looked at houses, so things must be moving in the right direction.

Which brings me to "The One". We found the purrrrfect house. It's close to our current apartment, great schools, 4 bedrooms, massive backyard, extremely good condition, lots of curb appeal, beautiful, well-lit, great value, and on and on and on...

Only one problem. It already has an offer that looks like it will go through. So the perfect house for our family? Gone.

Sure, I could be bitter and start crying about it, but I'm too smart for that. Instead I have a plan:

1. Rent a house close to "The One" to run covert operations listed below.
2. Toilet paper the house every other weekend.
3. Spread honey all over the porch every Monday.
4. Snake Pit Tuesday.
5. Poison the hedges on Wednesday.
6. If they install security cameras, cut the electricity.
7. Buy snails. LOTS of snails.
8. Run...
9. Fast.

If my plan goes as anticipated, we'll be making an offer to the disgruntled owners any day.

That's right, I'm not crying about it...

 

In case you've never heard of Flight of the Conchords, here are a couple more of our favorites:

Jenny

Foux du FaFa

Money, It's a Gas!

I read the webcomic, xkcd, faithfully. Any comic with the following warning is a-ok in my book...

Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).

The author, Randall Munroe, is another entry in the fine line of geniuses-who-turned-to-cartooning-instead-of-saving-the-world. If I were half as smart as Randall, I'd be a ba-jillionaire...or I'd draw cartoons...who knows!


Anyway, every once in a while, Randall will produce a graphic that is so intricately detailed and mind-blowing that I can't stop thinking about it for a few days. This time around, he produced an infographic all about MONEY that has blown my mind for at least a month. The poster-sized image covers everything of a monetary value that you've ever wanted to compare. Everything. From $1 all the way up to the aggregate value of mankind, $2.4 quadrillion dollars.

I realize this graphic is way too small to pick up any useful knowledge, so go to the website if you have an hour to spare. You'll be amazed.

However, if you don't have an hour, below is one tidbit that I can't stop thinking about. Keep in mind that all values in the graphic are adjusted to 2011 dollars to facilitate comparisons. Each green box represents $1.

Wow. Good golly, an increase in wages of  0.5% over 42 years. I think I'll go buy me somethin' nice!

Apparently it pays to be "The Man". A 1965 CEO was making 25 times more than his production workers. I'm not sure if Randall bases CEO pay on actual hours worked, but even if you try to compensate for an assumed 8 hours per day by reassessing that CEOs work an imaginary 24 hours a day, that's still a salary of 8 times more than his laborers.

But that's 1965. Surely CEOs earn a little more in comparison to laborers in today's complex world. As the laborer wage increase was 0.5%, I'll be generous and say that a reasonable CEO wage increase would be 20 times that for the same period, which would be an increase of 10%...

I'm setting you up...

Because here's what CEO pay is like in 2007...

Try an increase of 1005%. 

There is no way on earth to convince me that this disparity is ethical.

This is just one lesson from xkcd's amazing infographic. And I'm too shocked to say anything else right now.

Worth Something

I'm hoping most readers are completely unaware of this post. I would hate to feel like a braggart or prideful. However, reaching some milestones (no matter how small) requires so much time and brute force that failure to acknowledge that milestone would make me feel ungrateful.

The Lovely Cynthia (TLC) and I did not come from great economic backgrounds. Malcolm Gladwell would probably write us off to the ghetto with a knowledge of our past histories. In an effort to get us away from poverty, I decided to become a first-generation college student and make every effort to receive a marketable degree. Raising a family while attending college and financing it with a part-time janitorial job almost turned out to be disastrous, but we made it through with a HUGE mound of debts; public, private, and personal (we got the trifecta!).

Because of those debts (which we will still be paying over the next 9.5 years) we will never have the same financial opportunities as our peers...ever. However, it certainly beats the alternative of not earning a degree.

So, the milestone...for the first time in our 10 years together, our net worth is greater than zero. Meaning, if we were to liquidate all our assets (at book value) and pay off all our debts, we'd have enough left over to buy a cappuccino or two. I know that may seem paltry, but I've been praying for and working toward this for years...it brings tears to my eyes to finally be in this position. I can finally feel like I'm worth something...

...on paper, that is.

Best of Year Album

One last item of blog business before the year is up: our annual Best of Year album! Our definition of 'best' is admittedly vague; the album contains our best shots, stories we wanted to tell, events to remember, pictures that strike an emotional chord, etc (and you're left to guess for what reason the pic is included!). It's basically the closest thing we do to a year in review. As in previous years, every shot is in chronological order, so it's like watching our entire year in fast forward.

When I think back on 2011, the one word that comes to mind (unfortunately) is craptacular. But, as I look at the 81 pics (a new record) in this album, I realize how many happy and wondrous moments there were too. Perhaps 2012 will be better, perhaps it will suck even more, but I know that there will inevitably be similar unforgettable memories that make the trip worthwhile. May the next year be full of rewarding moments for you and yours.

Happy New Year!

Annual Family Photomosaic

Regular readers of this blog may have seen this next post coming. Anytime we take family pictures, there's always a photomosaic follow-up. The library of images used in the mosaic is our total collection of family pictures, now up to 23,124 images from our nine years of marriage. This photomosaic was made of 10,000 tiles at 1200 dpi, with 20% recolor. 

For full effect, make sure you expand the image.

A few interesting tidbits: 

1. We've never had a family pic with so many dark shades before (as we're usually in casual dress), so I was really curious what images would be used for the suits...turns out we're mostly made of jack-o-lanterns.
2.  My shiny bald head contains lots of Easter egg pics, which proves that I'm an egghead. Zing!
3. There are probably more tiles of Davis than anyone else (most of the brown background is Davis). Either we're shutter happy or every single picture we take of him happens to be in a semi-dark environment.

If this is your first time seeing one of our photomosaics and you'd like to try one yourself, head over to AndreaMosaic.

Family Pictures

Here are the best pics from our photo session on Dec. 17th, 2011. These are Davis' first professional pictures, so he was somewhat bewildered by the whole process.

Christmas Newsletter, An Apology

Nothing about our Christmas newsletter was easy this year.

Just ten days ago I had no idea that we were going to produce a newsletter this year. TLC said we needed to write about such a banner year, so I got to work. Seven days ago we posed for family pics. Three days ago I picked up the pics (and we didn't order nearly enough), purchased the stationary (which doesn't match), and stuffed the envelopes (which are business-style because the stationary envelopes were the wrong size). I feel like I almost had to use duct tape to make it all work.

Two-thirds were sent out two days ago and should arrive in time for Christmas, but the other third was just mailed today...so Happy New Year. I stayed up past midnight twice during a workweek in an attempt to send these off. Next year, my goal is to have everything finished by December 10th...there...I made my first resolution for 2012.

So in light of not having enough to send to everyone, having mismatching items, bad envelopes, etc...I'm sorry this isn't the highest quality newsletter ever. But dang...I am ecstatic that I was even able to pull it off!

Here are the photo and newsletter for those that haven't seen it yet. Merry Christmas!

I did like our family pics this year; except that Davis would not smile at all. His dimples would have completed that funny picture of the three boys.

Note that the top margin is cut off in this pdf. Geez, this really was a tough year for the newsletter. Next year things will be better...right?

Video Regret

When we were married in 2002, my dad gave us this:

Strange how it seemed like such an impressive camcorder at the time but now it's like an ancient relic from some lost civilization.

I tried to use that camcorder as much as possible, but I was never quite sure how to watch the miniDV tapes on my TV or transfer a decent copy to my computer. As a result, I recorded a mere 50 total minutes by May 2006 when I stopped using the camcorder for good.

Now, there's no real excuse for this next part. I'm the geek who builds my own computers with massive RAID5s, roots phones for fun, and spends way too much time tinkering in general. Yet, I made several failed attempts to pull analog video from this $*@& camcorder! Well, this week I had an epiphany...it's a DIGITAL camcorder...all I had to do was buy a $3 Firewire cable, plug it into my computer, and the computer organized everything automatically.

So, I finally have videos that we took at the beginning of our marriage...

Don't feel a need to watch the whole thing...it's just newlyweds playing with a new camera on Halloween.

If you look closely at the first second of the video, you'll see an image of TLC at the kitchen sink and then some digital artifact stuff...that shows the extent of my ignorance with the digicam - I was trying to record over video like I would with analog - doesn't work too well on a digicam.

So, the REAL regret is that when I stopped using the digicam in 2006, the only option I had to take videos was our crappy 3 megapixel camera. So, our baby videos of Carter are of substantially poorer quality than Jordan's. I made this video to give a comparison...

I really wish I could have a do-over. Carter was the cutest little kid a parent could hope for...and the video quality sucks. *sigh* Live and learn, I suppose.



One more BONUS video...I found this on the digicam. I completely forgot about this event until this week...

My grandma used to dance with all of us kids and sing The Muffin Man. I asked her to do the same for Jordan and I got it on tape. I really miss her...especially at Christmas time.